Monarchy Satire Fan Gifts

"Who needs a firing squad."

'How about a game of cards?'

Elizabeth II

UK dissolution

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

Elizabeth I

Charles entered wholeheartedly into the Royal image re-building.

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

"That is your will, Your Highness, and this is the will of the people."

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

The Queen

The Ancient Enquirer: Woman Turns Into Pillar of Salt!

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

''L'etat c'est moi'? -- Are you sure you want to accept that much responsibility?'

'Argus' - Corruption in the Court of George III

"You might try avuncular."

The struggle between Charles James Fox and King George III

'Maybe I don't have divine rights, but I sure have divine PRIVILEGES!'

'He's not exactly of noble birth, Daddy, but he IS a slumlord!'

"Perhaps Your Majesty should try governing from the center."

Queen Elizabeth II

King George IV (as Henry VIII) Rejects Citizen's Demands

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

'Do you have any other form of I.D. besides your head on a pound note?'

Prince Harry

Publication of Paine's 'Rights of Man'

'A ROUND trip, you say, Columbus?'

"You wouldn't have spoken to me like that before I abdicated."

Prince Charles celebrates Queen's abdication.

Edward VIII

'I told you not to trust neocon advisors!'