Monarchy Fan Gifts

Elizabeth II

Elizabeth I

'How do you like my home court?'

Prince Charles

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

The Queen

UK dissolution

Queen Anne

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

The Fishbowl Dynasty

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

"That is your will, Your Highness, and this is the will of the people."

The Queen

"I'm tired of being Queen. I want to be First Lady."

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

God save the Queen.

King James I

Henry I of England

Queen Elizabeth I

MONOTONY

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall

''L'etat c'est moi'? -- Are you sure you want to accept that much responsibility?'

'Argus' - Corruption in the Court of George III

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

Queen Elizabeth II

The struggle between Charles James Fox and King George III

''L'etat c'est moi'? -- Are you sure you want to accept that much responsibility?'

"Perhaps Your Majesty should try governing from the center."

"You might try avuncular."