Monarchy Aficionado Gifts

"You might try avuncular."

UK dissolution

'He always had a flair for upward mobility.'

'Party affiliation? Monarchist, of course.'

Prince William

Louie XXIX, The Unknown King

The DaVinci Code

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'The Burrito King.'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Petrarch

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

"I have to pee!"

Elizabeth II

"I welcome the discussion."

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Cat with Crown.

Leonardo's first drawing

I told you the King wasn't ready for irony!

'He's still addressing the nation.'

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!