Monarchy Aficionado Mugs

"You might try avuncular."

UK dissolution

'He always had a flair for upward mobility.'

'Party affiliation? Monarchist, of course.'

Prince William

Louie XXIX, The Unknown King

The DaVinci Code

'The Burrito King.'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

Petrarch

Elizabeth II

"I welcome the discussion."

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

Leonardo's first drawing

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Cat with Crown.

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

'He's still addressing the nation.'

Ben Jonson.

Mouse King

"The Black Plague is getting worse, Sire, but the crime rate is WAY down!"

'Perhaps just a touch of mystery.'