Monarchy Maniac Prints

"I'm tired of being Queen. I want to be First Lady."

The Fishbowl Dynasty

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'Spell checker!'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Elizabeth II

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

The Queen

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

Love Hurts

King Richard I

UK dissolution

'Oh, you know, the usual...just working.'

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

"An ark with a 'K', you idiot!"

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

Lox Ness Monster

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."