English Monarchy Fanatic Gifts

Henry VIII

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

Elizabeth II

Europe on $5000 a day.

Lady Jane Grey

UK dissolution

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

Elizabeth I

'So what else can you do, besides reign?'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'

The Queen

'Actually, they're King Charles the First spaniels.'

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

King James I

''L'etat c'est moi'? -- Are you sure you want to accept that much responsibility?'

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall

'Argus' - Corruption in the Court of George III

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

"You might try avuncular."

The struggle between Charles James Fox and King George III

"Perhaps Your Majesty should try governing from the center."

'He's not exactly of noble birth, Daddy, but he IS a slumlord!'

Queen Elizabeth II

'Maybe I don't have divine rights, but I sure have divine PRIVILEGES!'

'I KNEW I should have hedged that election bet!'

King George IV (as Henry VIII) Rejects Citizen's Demands

Prince Harry

'Do you have any other form of I.D. besides your head on a pound note?'

'He used to be absolutely corrupt. But after Magna Carta, he's only corrupt.'

'How fast can you make me literate? -- I want to rewrite history.'

'A ROUND trip, you say, Columbus?'