Fans Of The British Monarchy Gifts

Sarah Ferguson

Barristers

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

Time for Tea!

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Nobody Upstages Trump!

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

Lady Jane Grey

"He mistook jesting for heckling."

Pikey and Chav.

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'

"I believe Big Ben is getting it's annual service."

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

Canute Does It Again

Socks and Sandals

'For added curb appeal, I think you should fill the moat.'

Queen reigning.

"Security was too tight to try and nick one of those Harry Potter books so we went and crashed Prince William's 21st instead."

"Good news. It's a growth! And Britain needs growth!"

Picnickers with umbrellas in heavy rain

Queensferry Crossing souvenirs are a big hit

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

Cabman, unhappy with his fare, accuses a lady's husband of not being a gentleman

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

"All right...hands up who loathes the welsh"

"It's too late to give a tax cut to the rich, Sire -- They're all poor now."

'I'm drawing up a contingency plan just in case -- how would you like to drive the getaway car?'

"No way I'm going to curtsy! This "King of the Jungle" business has really gone to your head, hasn't it?!"