British Monarchy Fan Gifts

'You know, King Richard here hasn't paid for his parking space since 1485. Who do I send the bill to?'

Sir Winston Churchill

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

TV jester.

Barristers

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

New Resident of Downing Street

Time for Tea!

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Nobody Upstages Trump!

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

'The King of what?'

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

King and Jester

William Pitt the Elder

"One blackbird pizza?"

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

Elizabeth II

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

William Bentinck

"So were hoping to interview Sir Keir Starmer today, but nobody here seems to know what he looks like."

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

Lady Jane Grey

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

Horatio Nelson