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'You know, King Richard here hasn't paid for his parking space since 1485. Who do I send the bill to?'

Sir Winston Churchill

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Barristers

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

TV jester.

New Resident of Downing Street

Time for Tea!

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'The King of what?'

Nobody Upstages Trump!

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

King and Jester

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

William Pitt the Elder

"One blackbird pizza?"

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

Elizabeth II

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

"So were hoping to interview Sir Keir Starmer today, but nobody here seems to know what he looks like."

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

William Bentinck

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

Lady Jane Grey

Horatio Nelson

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'