Fanatic Of Monarchy Pillows

Royal wedding: Commemorative mugs

Elizabeth II

'He's still addressing the nation.'

Lady Jane Grey

Europe on $5000 a day.

UK dissolution

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

Elizabeth I

Charles I

'Go on then.....Rule!'

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

'So what else can you do, besides reign?'

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'

The Queen

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

Henry VIII

King James I

Henry VIII

'Argus' - Corruption in the Court of George III

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall

''L'etat c'est moi'? -- Are you sure you want to accept that much responsibility?'

Queen Elizabeth II

'He's not exactly of noble birth, Daddy, but he IS a slumlord!'

"Perhaps Your Majesty should try governing from the center."

'If Daddy ever abdicated, you'd keep him on as a consultant, wouldn't you?'

'I KNEW I should have hedged that election bet!'

"You might try avuncular."

The struggle between Charles James Fox and King George III

'Maybe I don't have divine rights, but I sure have divine PRIVILEGES!'