Modern Monarchy Admirer Pillows

'So what else can you do, besides reign?'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Surprise!"

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

The Frog Prince

Princess Anne

Jester Surgeon

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Nevermore."

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"And to think he started in accounting."

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

'Not till you're sixteen.'

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

Put it in petty cash.

"Do NOT refresh this page."

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

'We knew of your return from your round the world trip - we could smell you a mile away!'

The king's wig is finished --- Run it over to the castle. Ah, the hair to the throne!

My Prince.