Fans Of Modern Monarchy Twists Pillows

'Of course the crime rate is down, dummy -- you legalized everything!'

"Surprise!"

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

UK dissolution

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

"Of course, I can reign from anywhere in my kingdom."

'So what else can you do, besides reign?'

Coronation Civil Rights

The Queen

Not My Coronation Quiche

King with crown has coffee with crown.

King James I

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

''L'etat c'est moi'? -- Are you sure you want to accept that much responsibility?'

'Argus' - Corruption in the Court of George III

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall

'He's not exactly of noble birth, Daddy, but he IS a slumlord!'

Queen Elizabeth II

"You might try avuncular."

'Maybe I don't have divine rights, but I sure have divine PRIVILEGES!'

The struggle between Charles James Fox and King George III

King George IV (as Henry VIII) Rejects Citizen's Demands

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

Prince Harry

'Do you have any other form of I.D. besides your head on a pound note?'

'A ROUND trip, you say, Columbus?'

Child playing king.

'I told you not to trust neocon advisors!'

Prince Charles celebrates Queen's abdication.

"Hey hey we're the monarchy"

Edward VIII

'You know, King Richard here hasn't paid for his parking space since 1485. Who do I send the bill to?'

"You wouldn't have spoken to me like that before I abdicated."