Fans Of Modern Monarchy Twists Pillows

'Of course the crime rate is down, dummy -- you legalized everything!'

"Surprise!"

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

UK dissolution

"His majesty wants to binge-watch some comedy. Can you whip up 10 hours of new material?"

'So what else can you do, besides reign?'

"Of course, I can reign from anywhere in my kingdom."

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

Coronation Civil Rights

The Queen

Not My Coronation Quiche

King with crown has coffee with crown.

King James I

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

'Argus' - Corruption in the Court of George III

''L'etat c'est moi'? -- Are you sure you want to accept that much responsibility?'

'He's not exactly of noble birth, Daddy, but he IS a slumlord!'

'Maybe I don't have divine rights, but I sure have divine PRIVILEGES!'

Queen Elizabeth II

"You might try avuncular."

The struggle between Charles James Fox and King George III

King George IV (as Henry VIII) Rejects Citizen's Demands

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

Prince Harry

'Do you have any other form of I.D. besides your head on a pound note?'

Child playing king.

'A ROUND trip, you say, Columbus?'

'I guess business experience counts for more than we thought'

Edward VIII

Louie XXIX, The Unknown King

"You wouldn't have spoken to me like that before I abdicated."

"Hey hey we're the monarchy"

'You know, King Richard here hasn't paid for his parking space since 1485. Who do I send the bill to?'