Musical Monarchy Fan Pillows

"Hey hey we're the monarchy"

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

Elizabeth II

The Fishbowl Dynasty

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

UK dissolution

Elizabeth I

'So what else can you do, besides reign?'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

The Queen

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

"I'm tired of being Queen. I want to be First Lady."

''L'etat c'est moi'? -- Are you sure you want to accept that much responsibility?'

'Argus' - Corruption in the Court of George III

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

'He's not exactly of noble birth, Daddy, but he IS a slumlord!'

Queen Elizabeth II

'Maybe I don't have divine rights, but I sure have divine PRIVILEGES!'

"You might try avuncular."

"Perhaps Your Majesty should try governing from the center."

The struggle between Charles James Fox and King George III

King George IV (as Henry VIII) Rejects Citizen's Demands

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

Prince Harry

'Do you have any other form of I.D. besides your head on a pound note?'

'Of course the crime rate is down, dummy -- you legalized everything!'

'A ROUND trip, you say, Columbus?'

'You know, King Richard here hasn't paid for his parking space since 1485. Who do I send the bill to?'

"You wouldn't have spoken to me like that before I abdicated."