Musical Monarchy Fan Prints

"Hey hey we're the monarchy"

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

Elizabeth II

UK dissolution

The Fishbowl Dynasty

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

Elizabeth I

'So what else can you do, besides reign?'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

The Queen

Summon King Henry's bugle teacher! Bring on the Tudor Tooter Tutor!

"I'm tired of being Queen. I want to be First Lady."

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

'Argus' - Corruption in the Court of George III

''L'etat c'est moi'? -- Are you sure you want to accept that much responsibility?'

'He's not exactly of noble birth, Daddy, but he IS a slumlord!'

Queen Elizabeth II

'Maybe I don't have divine rights, but I sure have divine PRIVILEGES!'

The struggle between Charles James Fox and King George III

"Perhaps Your Majesty should try governing from the center."

"You might try avuncular."

King George IV (as Henry VIII) Rejects Citizen's Demands

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

'Do you have any other form of I.D. besides your head on a pound note?'

Prince Harry

'Of course the crime rate is down, dummy -- you legalized everything!'

'A ROUND trip, you say, Columbus?'

"No, no, the Queen in not in the counting house. She's at the computer selling stuff on e-Bay."

'How do you like my home court?'