Monarchists With A Twist Pillows

Coronation Civil Rights

King George I

"Surprise!"

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"I welcome the discussion."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

The Queen

Louis XIV

'When I first met the queen she was a hat check girl and I had to marry her to get my crown back.'

The Fishbowl Dynasty

The Queen Mother

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

"Of course, I can reign from anywhere in my kingdom."

'Ever since she has found out that she is related to one of the Queen's corgis she has been unbearable.'

Not My Coronation Quiche

"I'm tired of being Queen. I want to be First Lady."

King with crown has coffee with crown.

'Never tell the peasants you need them more than they need you!'

'If it makes you feel any better, this is just part of an experiment in democracy and limited government.'

'Of course the crime rate is down, dummy -- you legalized everything!'

A king in a reclinable throne

'I'm sure Mother didn't mean it to be an invasion.'

'Have you been fighting again?'

'You have to do SOMETHING about it, or people will say you're soft on crime.'

"You're why I have the moat, Mother."

A king sits wearing a baseball cap with a crown logo.

'I've misplaced my keys to the kingdom.'

'Some other king called while you were out -- he said it was important.'

'Gentlemen, the loyal toast - The Queen, God help her.'