Monarchists With A Twist Pillows

Coronation Civil Rights

King George I

"Surprise!"

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

The Royal Wii.

"I welcome the discussion."

The Queen

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Louis XIV

'When I first met the queen she was a hat check girl and I had to marry her to get my crown back.'

The Fishbowl Dynasty

The Queen Mother

"His majesty wants to binge-watch some comedy. Can you whip up 10 hours of new material?"

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

"Of course, I can reign from anywhere in my kingdom."

'Ever since she has found out that she is related to one of the Queen's corgis she has been unbearable.'

Summon King Henry's bugle teacher! Bring on the Tudor Tooter Tutor!

"I'm tired of being Queen. I want to be First Lady."

Not My Coronation Quiche

King with crown has coffee with crown.

'Never tell the peasants you need them more than they need you!'

'If it makes you feel any better, this is just part of an experiment in democracy and limited government.'

'I guess business experience counts for more than we thought'

'Of course the crime rate is down, dummy -- you legalized everything!'

'Have you been fighting again?'

'You have to do SOMETHING about it, or people will say you're soft on crime.'

A king in a reclinable throne

'I'm sure Mother didn't mean it to be an invasion.'

"You're why I have the moat, Mother."

A king sits wearing a baseball cap with a crown logo.

'Gentlemen, the loyal toast - The Queen, God help her.'

'Some other king called while you were out -- he said it was important.'