Monarchists At Heart Pillows

'And in the next part of the ceremony you will swear allegiance to the Queen.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

King George I

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"I welcome the discussion."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

The Queen

Louis XIV

'When I first met the queen she was a hat check girl and I had to marry her to get my crown back.'

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

The Queen Mother

Coronation Civil Rights

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

The Queen

'Ever since she has found out that she is related to one of the Queen's corgis she has been unbearable.'

King with crown has coffee with crown.

Not My Coronation Quiche

Henry I of England

King James I

'Argus' - Corruption in the Court of George III

''L'etat c'est moi'? -- Are you sure you want to accept that much responsibility?'

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall

'I need a new motto. One with 140 characters.'

'Maybe I don't have divine rights, but I sure have divine PRIVILEGES!'

Queen Elizabeth II

The struggle between Charles James Fox and King George III

'Never tell the peasants you need them more than they need you!'

"Not to worry, sire! It's just the farm implement trade show coming to town!"

'I still think you're lucky -- sitting in the corner isn't much of a punishment for TREASON.'

King George IV (as Henry VIII) Rejects Citizen's Demands

'Do you have any other form of I.D. besides your head on a pound note?'

Prince Harry

'A ROUND trip, you say, Columbus?'