Monarchist Dreams Pillows

'You peasants should be ashamed and embarrassed to have your king appear in this tinny crown and shabby robe!'

King George I

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Save Mars

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

"I welcome the discussion."

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

Rebel without a cause. Poet without a war.

The Queen

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Louis XIV

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

Queen Anne

"All those in favour of democracy, raise your hand."

The Queen Mother

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

Coronation Civil Rights

Still life on Mars.

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

"Remember, gentlemen, we aren't here just to draft a constitution. We're here to draft the best damned constitution in the world."

"I promise. . ."

'Ever since she has found out that she is related to one of the Queen's corgis she has been unbearable.'

To test if life can survive on Mars...scientists crash a rocket load of crabgrass into it!'

'What is all the racket up here?!'

Not My Coronation Quiche

"Are you crazy? - Do you know how much free elections would COST?"

Beagle II not responding.

Queen Elizabeth I

Decisions...Decisions.