Monarchist Dreams Pillows

'You peasants should be ashamed and embarrassed to have your king appear in this tinny crown and shabby robe!'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

King George I

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Save Mars

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

Alien characters on boy's wallpaper come to life to play with him.

"Oh yoo hoo, NASA, guess who found another rock! NASA? Baby, you there?"

"I welcome the discussion."

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

The Queen

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

Rebel without a cause. Poet without a war.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Louis XIV

Queen Anne

"All those in favour of democracy, raise your hand."

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

The Queen Mother

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

Still life on Mars.

Coronation Civil Rights

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

"Remember, gentlemen, we aren't here just to draft a constitution. We're here to draft the best damned constitution in the world."

"I promise. . ."

'Ever since she has found out that she is related to one of the Queen's corgis she has been unbearable.'

"Are you crazy? - Do you know how much free elections would COST?"

'What is all the racket up here?!'

Not My Coronation Quiche

To test if life can survive on Mars...scientists crash a rocket load of crabgrass into it!'

Beagle II not responding.

Queen Elizabeth I