Mythical Monarch Enthusiast Pillows

'Sorry Mr Pendragon. The only round table we have within your budget is this coffee table.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

At the end of the rainbow

Queen Anne

UK dissolution

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

'And then I tried slashing the QUEEN'S budget.'

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

Phoenix

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

The Queen

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

'I'm afraid it's the weather!'

'Will you guys back there quit mumbling and let me know what's on your mind?'

'Oh, hey, relax, I'm not here to take you! I've outsourced all that work long ago. I'm now strictly on the administrative end.'

'What is all the racket up here?!'

'I met your father on a fairytale weekend in Yosemite. It was love at first sighting.'

Catch of the day

Dracula's false teeth

"Leave the wildlife alone - do you want to get fined?"

Henry I of England