Monarch Enthusiast Pillows

Prince Charles

Queen Elizabeth I

King Harold II

'I'm just a little different kind of a king!...I'm the Mattress King of the Midwest!'

"Say what you will about Lady Godiva, she certainly energizes the base."

"And what do you do?"

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

'The government wants to know why you have stopped paying taxes, Mr. Wilson.'

'How come it's always my ideas that are inflationary?'

Queen Anne

Monarch trapped within his sovreignty

King James II

'You never know these days... This could be just a flash mob.'

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'We have 90 days to get in compliance, or they'll declare the country a republic.'

''L'etat c'est moi'? -- Are you sure you want to accept that much responsibility?'

'I know you had to give him a job because he's a relative, but I still think a Press Secretary should know how to read and write.'

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

'So, no golden parachute, then?'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'How about a game of cards?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

Elizabeth II

'He's still addressing the nation.'

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

UK dissolution

Elizabeth I

Charles I

Queen reigning.

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

Ethelred II

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

'Go on then.....Rule!'