Mythical Monarch Enthusiast Mugs

'Sorry Mr Pendragon. The only round table we have within your budget is this coffee table.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

At the end of the rainbow

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

Queen Anne

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

UK dissolution

Phoenix

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

'And then I tried slashing the QUEEN'S budget.'

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

The Queen

'I'm afraid it's the weather!'

'Oh, hey, relax, I'm not here to take you! I've outsourced all that work long ago. I'm now strictly on the administrative end.'

'I met your father on a fairytale weekend in Yosemite. It was love at first sighting.'

'What is all the racket up here?!'

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

Dracula's false teeth

Catch of the day

'Will you guys back there quit mumbling and let me know what's on your mind?'

'The instruments are suggesting that the heat pump is receiving a temperature of 105...what could possibly be heating the ground that much?'

Queen Elizabeth I