Monarchs-in-the-making Pillows

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

The Royal Wii.

The Queen

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

'When I first met the queen she was a hat check girl and I had to marry her to get my crown back.'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

'Now, Perkins, hit my ball straight down the fairway for about 300 yards.'

Coronation Civil Rights

'Ever since she has found out that she is related to one of the Queen's corgis she has been unbearable.'

'I called your doctor, Mr. Bennett... he said to gobble up 2 companies and call him in the morning.'

Not My Coronation Quiche

King with crown has coffee with crown.

'Remember, my dear, it's just a starter castle.'

How to books - How to be an oil Profiteer.

Invest in real estate - you'll get a lot for your money.

'Let's just say that I'm in a mood of cautious optimism.'

"Were you aware you'll need to sign over your wife & kids as collateral in order to secure this property?"

Five year time...

"No, mine has a gold band with diamonds, fleurs-de-lis, and four arches topped by a jewelled cross."

'...And before I knew it, I'd delegated ALL my authority!'

'He'll have to do a drugs test!'

'Kings are SUPPOSED to flaunt it!'

'Have you been fighting again?'

'Physician, I've had a terrible headache all day.'

'Where do I see myself in five years? -- Right here, I hope.'

A king in a reclinable throne

'The Take over game' Title.

'I'm sure Mother didn't mean it to be an invasion.'

'You have to do SOMETHING about it, or people will say you're soft on crime.'

"You're why I have the moat, Mother."

Acquisition Fever Hits The Girl Scouts

"I can't imagine where I'd be today if it hadn't been for my high-school guidance counselor."