'Make sport of the Queen.'
Monarchs-in-the-making Gifts
Looking for a gift for the little monarchs-in-the-making? Our collection combines charming, playful designs with regal flair, perfect for inspiring young royalty. Whether it's a birthday, a special achievement, or just because, these fun and thoughtful items celebrate their budding leadership and royal dreams.
Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.
"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"
The Royal Wii.
The Queen
'Hi, I'm on the make,'
'When I first met the queen she was a hat check girl and I had to marry her to get my crown back.'
'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'
'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'
'Now, Perkins, hit my ball straight down the fairway for about 300 yards.'
Coronation Civil Rights
'Ever since she has found out that she is related to one of the Queen's corgis she has been unbearable.'
'I called your doctor, Mr. Bennett... he said to gobble up 2 companies and call him in the morning.'
Not My Coronation Quiche
King with crown has coffee with crown.
'Remember, my dear, it's just a starter castle.'
How to books - How to be an oil Profiteer.
Invest in real estate - you'll get a lot for your money.
'Let's just say that I'm in a mood of cautious optimism.'
"Were you aware you'll need to sign over your wife & kids as collateral in order to secure this property?"
Five year time...
"No, mine has a gold band with diamonds, fleurs-de-lis, and four arches topped by a jewelled cross."
'...And before I knew it, I'd delegated ALL my authority!'
'He'll have to do a drugs test!'
'Kings are SUPPOSED to flaunt it!'
'Have you been fighting again?'
'Physician, I've had a terrible headache all day.'
'Where do I see myself in five years? -- Right here, I hope.'
A king in a reclinable throne
'The Take over game' Title.
'I'm sure Mother didn't mean it to be an invasion.'
'You have to do SOMETHING about it, or people will say you're soft on crime.'
"You're why I have the moat, Mother."
Acquisition Fever Hits The Girl Scouts
"I can't imagine where I'd be today if it hadn't been for my high-school guidance counselor."
Monarchs-in-the-making Gifts Collection
Monarchs-in-the-making Mugs
Explore our collection of monarchs-in-the-making mugs and find the perfect regal start to their day with charming designs and playful majesty.
Monarchs-in-the-making Pillows
Check out our monarchs-in-the-making pillows to add a touch of royalty and comfort to their space with adorable, regal-themed designs.
Monarchs-in-the-making Prints
Discover charming monarchs-in-the-making prints that celebrate young royalty, perfect for decorating their room with a royal flair.
Monarchs-in-the-making T-Shirts
Browse our monarchs-in-the-making t-shirts to dress your little royalty in fun, regal-inspired styles that make every day feel like a royal adventure.