Monarchs Gifts

Looking for a regal gift for someone in royalty, leadership, or governance? Our monarch-themed items are a witty nod to noble command, perfect for honoring that someone who embodies true regal class and authority.

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"You're why I have the moat, Mother." mockup

"You're why I have the moat, Mother."

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'You have to do SOMETHING about it, or people will say you're soft on crime.'

'You have to do SOMETHING about it, or people will say you're soft on crime.' mockup

'You have to do SOMETHING about it, or people will say you're soft on crime.'

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'When I first met the queen she was a hat check girl and I had to marry her to get my crown back.'

'When I first met the queen she was a hat check girl and I had to marry her to get my crown back.' mockup

'When I first met the queen she was a hat check girl and I had to marry her to get my crown back.'

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'I'm sure Mother didn't mean it to be an invasion.'

'I'm sure Mother didn't mean it to be an invasion.' mockup

'I'm sure Mother didn't mean it to be an invasion.'

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King George I

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Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels mockup

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

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"Surprise!"

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'You've made a powerful enemy'

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'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.' mockup

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

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British Prime Minister

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"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?" mockup

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

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'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!' mockup

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

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It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.' mockup

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

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"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?" mockup

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

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'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!' mockup

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

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'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!' mockup

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

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"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"I have to admit. You talked a good game." mockup

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

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"Don't worry, princess, I'm sure one day your Mr. Divine Right will come along."

"Don't worry, princess, I'm sure one day your Mr. Divine Right will come along." mockup

"Don't worry, princess, I'm sure one day your Mr. Divine Right will come along."

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''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?' mockup

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

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"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite." mockup

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

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"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith." mockup

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

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"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers." mockup

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

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'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?' mockup

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

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'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

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(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

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