Monarchies Gifts

King Henry IV

Queen Elizabeth I

'I WARNED you about community organizers!'

Prince Andrew

God save the Queen.

Prince Charles

'Okay, I admit it - Your conspiracy theory was right this time!'

'Hey -- this guy says we can skip capitalism and go straight to state socialism!'

'It's nothing personal against you, Bobo -- it's just that Limbaugh is funnier,'

"Watch out for his divine right, Kid."

Queen

King George I

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"Surprise!"

British Prime Minister

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"Don't worry, princess, I'm sure one day your Mr. Divine Right will come along."

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

The Royal Wii.

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

King completes rubik's cube.

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'