Monarchist Gifts

"I welcome the discussion."

Louis XIV

The Queen Mother

King George I

King sitting at the breakfast table drinking coffee from a mug labeled "We".

'Why, thanks -- long live YOU, too!'

'Never tell the peasants you need them more than they need you!'

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Surprise!"

British Prime Minister

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"Don't worry, princess, I'm sure one day your Mr. Divine Right will come along."

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

King completes rubik's cube.

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

The Royal Wii.

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

'This is great! -- I should have thought of tax simplification years ago!'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."