Monarchist Pillows

"I welcome the discussion."

Louis XIV

The Queen Mother

King George I

King sitting at the breakfast table drinking coffee from a mug labeled "We".

'Why, thanks -- long live YOU, too!'

'Never tell the peasants you need them more than they need you!'

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

"Surprise!"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

British Prime Minister

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"Don't worry, princess, I'm sure one day your Mr. Divine Right will come along."

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

King completes rubik's cube.

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

'This is great! -- I should have thought of tax simplification years ago!'

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'