Future Monarch Gifts

Five year time...

"I can't imagine where I'd be today if it hadn't been for my high-school guidance counselor."

'Where do I see myself in five years? -- Right here, I hope.'

'He'll have to do a drugs test!'

'Happy Birthday, Son! -- We got you your own Swiss bank account!'

"Make a lot of money."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

Lemonade Inc.

"Surprise!"

'How about a game of cards?'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"So...do you have a job now?"

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

'What I'm challenging this group to do, then, is to redirect our shared passion for the idea of making money into actually making money!'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

"Grampa, when will I be old enough to ship jobs overseas?"

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

'Someday son, all this will be yours...if someone doesn't take us over.'

'Someday, son, all this will be yours...' 'In the meantime...'

"Some day son, all this will belong to your ex-wives."

"With skyrocketing condo prices these days I can easily get $2.5 million."

'Junior, what are you doing reading a book? Get on the computer so you can earn big bucks like Mark Zuckerberg.'

"I think I need to diversify my portfolio."

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

"And when you've saved up enough money, what are you going to say in in your full-page ad in the New York Times?"

"Of course, I can reign from anywhere in my kingdom."

Company boss says to baby: 'I've called you in here to keep you in the loop as we've made some very long-term investments,'

'Someday son...all this will be yours.'