Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.
Future King Dreamer Gifts
Looking for a gift for your young future king dreamer? Dive into a world of playful, creative products that spark imagination, encourage dreams, and celebrate those destined for greatness. Perfect for inspiring little royalty-in-the-making!
The fate of the emigrant
In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.
"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"
Bubbly
"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."
"It is we."
Standard endings for sci-fi movies...
"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"
'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'
"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"
Next in Lion
'I screwed up royally!'
City Windfarms.
'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'
'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'
'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'
In/Out
Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'
A word from James Cameron. . .
"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"
"Ahh, shade."
Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.
'He just outlawed his in-laws.'
"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."
'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'
'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'
"And to think he started in accounting."
"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."
Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.
Desert Planet
"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'
"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."
'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'
"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."
Future King Dreamer Gifts Collection
Future King Dreamer Mugs
Explore our range of mugs to inspire your young future king dreamer. Celebrate their aspirations with playful designs on a perfect morning companion.
Future King Dreamer Pillows
Comfort and inspiration combine on our pillows for future king dreamers. A cozy way to remind little royals of their potential.
Future King Dreamer Prints
Decorate their space with inspiring art prints for your future king dreamer. Perfect for igniting imagination and pride in young minds.
Future King Dreamer T-Shirts
Find the ideal t-shirt for your future king dreamer. Fun, creative, and inspiring designs that they'll love to wear and cherish.