Future King Dreamer Pillows

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Bubbly

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"It is we."

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

Next in Lion

'I screwed up royally!'

City Windfarms.

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

In/Out

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

A word from James Cameron. . .

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"Ahh, shade."

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

"And to think he started in accounting."

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.

Desert Planet

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."