Future King Dreamer Mugs

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The fate of the emigrant

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Bubbly

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"It is we."

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'I screwed up royally!'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Next in Lion

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

City Windfarms.

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

In/Out

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

"Ahh, shade."

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

"And to think he started in accounting."

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

Desert Planet

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'