Future World Ruler Gifts

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Yearbook

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'

'Today could well be the day...the day on which the world leaders turn to me to solve their problems...they might just leave it till tomorrow.'

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

A Born Politician

"Terrifying as it may seem, any one of you could become president."

"Students always think that they're going to change the world..."

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

Apparently I didn't learn enough. They say I have to come back tomorrow. Welcome to Kindergarten.

"If he can run for mayor, I bet I can be mayor some day too!"

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

"Women didn't used to get to be executives? but mommy, how did any decisions get made?"

'Let's just say that he could grow up to be Vice-President.'

Global crisis

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a business owner, or president, or the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer!"