Future World Leader Gifts

"You're a narcissistic, self-serving opportunist devoid of a conscience. A career in politics beckons!"

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

'He's a born politician.'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Yearbook

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

"He's only been president a few months. Just give hima little time."

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

Barak Obama on the Globe

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Women Possibilities

'Today could well be the day...the day on which the world leaders turn to me to solve their problems...they might just leave it till tomorrow.'

Cowboy Trump

'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

A Born Politician

"Students always think that they're going to change the world..."

"Terrifying as it may seem, any one of you could become president."

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'