Future Leaders Gifts

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'A warm welcome to graduating students, distinguished faculty and impoverished parents...'

The Search for a President: "We have so few choices!"

"I need wheels. You're gonna be the only father in town who doesn't help his son buy a car. 'Sergio Bemudez...the with no interest in helping the leaders of tomorrow!'"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Yearbook

"So, what do you do for play?"

Barack Obama's To Do list.

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

New Year 2020

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

Cybernetics Research Lab.

'Boy or girl, straight or gay - I don't care as long as it's science-literate and non-republican.'

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"What - you got As in Maths, Nature, Science and English? Son, haven't you watched the news or looked online - if you want to succeed nowadays you have to be dumb as dirt!"

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."