Future Tech Leaders Gifts

'Now he'll learn to spealie Bill Gates.'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Yearbook

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

Oh, the armor is state of the art

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"This is it? No video?"

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

"Why are smart systems so stupid?"

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

A Born Politician

"Terrifying as it may seem, any one of you could become president."

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

"If he can run for mayor, I bet I can be mayor some day too!"

Apparently I didn't learn enough. They say I have to come back tomorrow. Welcome to Kindergarten.

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."