Future Political Leader Gifts

"The principal says he's mean, insulting, aggressive...and appears to be heading for a career in politics."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Yearbook

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"Progress is coming right along!"

"Of course I'm not quitting school, Dad! If anything, I've learned that if you want to succeed, you need passion and leadership and a whatever-it-takes attitude!"

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

Caution Bullet Ahead

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"Maybe I can be a campaign worker."

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."