Future Leaders T-Shirts

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'A warm welcome to graduating students, distinguished faculty and impoverished parents...'

The Search for a President: "We have so few choices!"

"I need wheels. You're gonna be the only father in town who doesn't help his son buy a car. 'Sergio Bemudez...the with no interest in helping the leaders of tomorrow!'"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Yearbook

"So, what do you do for play?"

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

Barack Obama's To Do list.

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

New Year 2020

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

Maternity Hospital

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

Cybernetics Research Lab.

"What - you got As in Maths, Nature, Science and English? Son, haven't you watched the news or looked online - if you want to succeed nowadays you have to be dumb as dirt!"

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"