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Five year time...

"I can't imagine where I'd be today if it hadn't been for my high-school guidance counselor."

'Where do I see myself in five years? -- Right here, I hope.'

'He'll have to do a drugs test!'

'Happy Birthday, Son! -- We got you your own Swiss bank account!'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"Make a lot of money."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

Lemonade Inc.

"Surprise!"

'How about a game of cards?'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"So...do you have a job now?"

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

'What I'm challenging this group to do, then, is to redirect our shared passion for the idea of making money into actually making money!'

Lemonade $500 a glass! 'I wanna own a Ferrari by the time I'm 16.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

"Grampa, when will I be old enough to ship jobs overseas?"

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

'Someday son, all this will be yours...if someone doesn't take us over.'

'Someday, son, all this will be yours...' 'In the meantime...'

"Some day son, all this will belong to your ex-wives."

"His majesty wants to binge-watch some comedy. Can you whip up 10 hours of new material?"

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

"With skyrocketing condo prices these days I can easily get $2.5 million."

"Of course, I can reign from anywhere in my kingdom."

"And when you've saved up enough money, what are you going to say in in your full-page ad in the New York Times?"

"I think I need to diversify my portfolio."