March Madness Maniac Pillows

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'My feet are killing me.'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Three Ladies

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

'Good news, it's not mad cow...it's March madness.'

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Love Hurts

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

A tessellation of running figures.

Butterfly Sales

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

Lox Ness Monster

It's unlikely the "Deadly Sins" team from Hades University will go far in the basketball tourney. Wrath is suspended for arguing with the refs and sloth always skips practice. Pride puts too much pressure on himself and greed won't risk an injury that would blow his chances for a pro contract. Lust is distracted by the cheerleaders and Envy wants the shots all the other players are getting. Gluttony is the only player thriving in the tournament spotlight. Yeah, he just eats up all the atten

Zoo. Marsupials. What's the difference between a possum and an opossum? The opossum is an Irish possum.

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."