March Madness Predictor Pillows

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Beware of the 4th quarter.

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

doom.com

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

March madness

'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'

Mr. Science Times

"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."

Two doomsayers, one with a sign saying 'The end is near due to global warming' and the other 'The end is near due to nuclear winter'.

'Tell me more about your premonition of impending dom, Mr Syms...'

Ye Olde Barbecue Tonight

'Patients! They whine about MRSA, then they moan about our ward disinfecting regime. There really is no pleasing them.'

"Sorry, Kevin, but 'March Madness' is not an official school holiday."

"Don't even bother – we missed the deadline to finish our March Madness brackets again."