March Madness Predictor Gifts

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

Beware of the 4th quarter.

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'Good news, it's not mad cow...it's March madness.'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

doom.com

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

It's unlikely the "Deadly Sins" team from Hades University will go far in the basketball tourney. Wrath is suspended for arguing with the refs and sloth always skips practice. Pride puts too much pressure on himself and greed won't risk an injury that would blow his chances for a pro contract. Lust is distracted by the cheerleaders and Envy wants the shots all the other players are getting. Gluttony is the only player thriving in the tournament spotlight. Yeah, he just eats up all the atten

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

It's the start of March Madness basketball and this game is tied with seconds to go! I wonder who the hero will be? The nucleus is playing center, but he's been stopped by the defense of the bad cholesterol, who's clogging up the middle! The flu vaccine is the leading scorer. He never passes up a shot! Now the double-x chromosomes are asking the coach to put him in. Of course, the biological clock is running out!

March madness

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!

'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'

Mr. Science Times

"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."

Two doomsayers, one with a sign saying 'The end is near due to global warming' and the other 'The end is near due to nuclear winter'.

See, what did I tell you? Next year, bring me your office pool bracket earlier.

NBA Vampire

'Tell me more about your premonition of impending dom, Mr Syms...'

Ye Olde Barbecue Tonight

'Patients! They whine about MRSA, then they moan about our ward disinfecting regime. There really is no pleasing them.'

"Sorry, Kevin, but 'March Madness' is not an official school holiday."

"Don't even bother – we missed the deadline to finish our March Madness brackets again."