March Madness Lover Gifts

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until March Madness is over before turning off my electricity?'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Future garbage truck driver.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

"Throw me somethin', mister."

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

March madness

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

The First of May

The Royal Hussars

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

"Good morning, beheaded—uh, I mean beloved."

"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."

'Of course, times have changed. The Earl and Countess now live in that folly!'

"Sorry, Mom - that clip of you and the squirrel got a lot of views."

Cubans are happy despite bad weather.

'Paradise awaits pauline Norris' man in bed with a mask on

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."