March Madness Lover Pillows

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until March Madness is over before turning off my electricity?'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Future garbage truck driver.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'Good news, it's not mad cow...it's March madness.'

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

"Throw me somethin', mister."

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

It's unlikely the "Deadly Sins" team from Hades University will go far in the basketball tourney. Wrath is suspended for arguing with the refs and sloth always skips practice. Pride puts too much pressure on himself and greed won't risk an injury that would blow his chances for a pro contract. Lust is distracted by the cheerleaders and Envy wants the shots all the other players are getting. Gluttony is the only player thriving in the tournament spotlight. Yeah, he just eats up all the atten

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

It's the start of March Madness basketball and this game is tied with seconds to go! I wonder who the hero will be? The nucleus is playing center, but he's been stopped by the defense of the bad cholesterol, who's clogging up the middle! The flu vaccine is the leading scorer. He never passes up a shot! Now the double-x chromosomes are asking the coach to put him in. Of course, the biological clock is running out!

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

The First of May

The Royal Hussars

March madness

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

"Good morning, beheaded—uh, I mean beloved."

"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."

See, what did I tell you? Next year, bring me your office pool bracket earlier.

G.O.P. Parade

"Sorry, Mom - that clip of you and the squirrel got a lot of views."

'Paradise awaits pauline Norris' man in bed with a mask on

Cubans are happy despite bad weather.

'Of course, times have changed. The Earl and Countess now live in that folly!'