March Madness Gifts

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"Sorry, Kevin, but 'March Madness' is not an official school holiday."

"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."

"Too bad you don't put as much work on our financial planning as you do on college basketball brackets."

"Don't even bother – we missed the deadline to finish our March Madness brackets again."

"I came to a sports doctor because I fell off the sofa cheering for a 'March Madness' basketball team."

"Too bad you don't put as much work on our financial planning as you do on college basketball brackets."

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

"I'd like to have him deprogrammed from basketball season."

March Madness!

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'...and come March I plan to go mad!'

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

March madness

The Jerry Scarer

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

DING DONG!

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

"First they're sending in the diplomats."

"Heh, I've left a pin on his seat."

Ski lodge health care team.

"Sousa's back!"

A vacancy in the Finance Department

'Patients! They whine about MRSA, then they moan about our ward disinfecting regime. There really is no pleasing them.'

"You have been accused Mr Brown of impersonating important public figures."

"Who, her? She left here weeks ago. . . before you and I even met. She's been on her way home ever since."

So you think you can march.

"Instead of hibernating, he entertained himself this winter in his man cave."

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until March Madness is over before turning off my electricity?'

Wall Street Devil.

"Beware the Ides of March."

'March is my favorite month!'