March Madness Gifts

'Good news, it's not mad cow...it's March madness.'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"Sorry, Kevin, but 'March Madness' is not an official school holiday."

"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."

"Too bad you don't put as much work on our financial planning as you do on college basketball brackets."

"Don't even bother – we missed the deadline to finish our March Madness brackets again."

'Too much 'March Madness.''

"I came to a sports doctor because I fell off the sofa cheering for a 'March Madness' basketball team."

"Too bad you don't put as much work on our financial planning as you do on college basketball brackets."

NBA Vampire

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

It's the start of March Madness basketball and this game is tied with seconds to go! I wonder who the hero will be? The nucleus is playing center, but he's been stopped by the defense of the bad cholesterol, who's clogging up the middle! The flu vaccine is the leading scorer. He never passes up a shot! Now the double-x chromosomes are asking the coach to put him in. Of course, the biological clock is running out!

See, what did I tell you? Next year, bring me your office pool bracket earlier.

Holding a basketball tourney in waist-deep water is totally crazy! Marsh Madness.

"I'd like to have him deprogrammed from basketball season."

It's crazy! One day it's 70 degrees and sunny, then the next day there's a foot of snow! This is the real "March Madness"!

March Madness!

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'...and come March I plan to go mad!'

Doug adds a whole new dimension to the March Madness office pool.

It's unlikely the "Deadly Sins" team from Hades University will go far in the basketball tourney. Wrath is suspended for arguing with the refs and sloth always skips practice. Pride puts too much pressure on himself and greed won't risk an injury that would blow his chances for a pro contract. Lust is distracted by the cheerleaders and Envy wants the shots all the other players are getting. Gluttony is the only player thriving in the tournament spotlight. Yeah, he just eats up all the atten

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

Wonderland Basketball. Wow! Lots of surprises going to the final four next week! How did the team with Goldilocks make it? Everything had to go just right! Rip van Winkle is a surprise, too. He hasn't been there in twenty years! And nobody can figure out how Hansel and Gretel found their way there. But I think the team with the wicked stepmother and her stepdaughter is the biggest shock! Yeah, it's a classic Cinderella story!

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

March madness

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

The Jerry Scarer

DING DONG!

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

"First they're sending in the diplomats."

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."