March Madness Fanatic Gifts

"I came to a sports doctor because I fell off the sofa cheering for a 'March Madness' basketball team."

"Too bad you don't put as much work on our financial planning as you do on college basketball brackets."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

'Good news, it's not mad cow...it's March madness.'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Costume - What costume?'

Get a life

It's unlikely the "Deadly Sins" team from Hades University will go far in the basketball tourney. Wrath is suspended for arguing with the refs and sloth always skips practice. Pride puts too much pressure on himself and greed won't risk an injury that would blow his chances for a pro contract. Lust is distracted by the cheerleaders and Envy wants the shots all the other players are getting. Gluttony is the only player thriving in the tournament spotlight. Yeah, he just eats up all the atten

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

"It seems I'm having some credibility issues."

March madness

It's the start of March Madness basketball and this game is tied with seconds to go! I wonder who the hero will be? The nucleus is playing center, but he's been stopped by the defense of the bad cholesterol, who's clogging up the middle! The flu vaccine is the leading scorer. He never passes up a shot! Now the double-x chromosomes are asking the coach to put him in. Of course, the biological clock is running out!

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

"Was the coroner able to establish the cause of death constable?"

"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."

"Where are you getting those notes from?"

"He doesn't miss an opportunity when it comes to leading the school."

NBA Vampire

See, what did I tell you? Next year, bring me your office pool bracket earlier.

Ye Olde Barbecue Tonight

"Sorry, Kevin, but 'March Madness' is not an official school holiday."

Lead Duck With Evil Plans

"Don't even bother – we missed the deadline to finish our March Madness brackets again."

'Too much 'March Madness.''

'...and come March I plan to go mad!'

Wonderland Basketball. Wow! Lots of surprises going to the final four next week! How did the team with Goldilocks make it? Everything had to go just right! Rip van Winkle is a surprise, too. He hasn't been there in twenty years! And nobody can figure out how Hansel and Gretel found their way there. But I think the team with the wicked stepmother and her stepdaughter is the biggest shock! Yeah, it's a classic Cinderella story!