March Madness Fan Gifts

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

"Instead of hibernating, he entertained himself this winter in his man cave."

Michael Jackson.

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

'Good news, it's not mad cow...it's March madness.'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

It's unlikely the "Deadly Sins" team from Hades University will go far in the basketball tourney. Wrath is suspended for arguing with the refs and sloth always skips practice. Pride puts too much pressure on himself and greed won't risk an injury that would blow his chances for a pro contract. Lust is distracted by the cheerleaders and Envy wants the shots all the other players are getting. Gluttony is the only player thriving in the tournament spotlight. Yeah, he just eats up all the atten

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

Rudolph Red Light District

It's the start of March Madness basketball and this game is tied with seconds to go! I wonder who the hero will be? The nucleus is playing center, but he's been stopped by the defense of the bad cholesterol, who's clogging up the middle! The flu vaccine is the leading scorer. He never passes up a shot! Now the double-x chromosomes are asking the coach to put him in. Of course, the biological clock is running out!

March madness

"Mind if I play through?"

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."

Ye Olde Barbecue Tonight

See, what did I tell you? Next year, bring me your office pool bracket earlier.

"Where are you getting those notes from?"

NBA Vampire

"Sorry, Kevin, but 'March Madness' is not an official school holiday."

'Too much 'March Madness.''

"Don't even bother – we missed the deadline to finish our March Madness brackets again."

Drummer discovers his drum is really a sombrero hat box.

Buddists singing 'Harvey Krishna,Harvey Krishna'

'...and come March I plan to go mad!'

Doug adds a whole new dimension to the March Madness office pool.

Wonderland Basketball. Wow! Lots of surprises going to the final four next week! How did the team with Goldilocks make it? Everything had to go just right! Rip van Winkle is a surprise, too. He hasn't been there in twenty years! And nobody can figure out how Hansel and Gretel found their way there. But I think the team with the wicked stepmother and her stepdaughter is the biggest shock! Yeah, it's a classic Cinderella story!

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until March Madness is over before turning off my electricity?'

"Too bad you don't put as much work on our financial planning as you do on college basketball brackets."