Macho Madness Fans Gifts

Dating Service: 'Dang Cursed again with manliness'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

Soldiers' Ego

Alpha males through the ages!

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

Man with many tattoos.

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

"Instead of hibernating, he entertained himself this winter in his man cave."

Arm and leg wrestling.

Rhinovirus (Common Cold) vs Rhinovirus-M (Man Cold)

Bill just couldn't wait for his testosterone to kick in.

'Will you sorry excuse for Vikings shut up and go to sleep?!'

'Well, that's just great, we're lost...but will Mr. Macho stop and ask for directions? Ohhh, no!'

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

"Mom said grandpa killed it so his penis would feel bigger."

'I like a man with a good, firm fist bump.'

'He's a big softie really'.

The Men Thing. . .

'Oh yeah? Step outside and say that!'

"Now that's a splinter."

'I told you it was a full bodied wine, but you just had to mess with it.'

'Do you have a hat for every day of the week, Clancy?'

Clancy: Snake

'I like my guys tough, you know, the kind who leave the crusts on their sandwiches.'

'He turned out hard boiled.'

"Can you open this form me?"

"Howard is my most male friend."