March Madness Fan Prints

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

"Instead of hibernating, he entertained himself this winter in his man cave."

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

March madness

"Mind if I play through?"

"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."

Ye Olde Barbecue Tonight

"Sorry, Kevin, but 'March Madness' is not an official school holiday."

"Don't even bother – we missed the deadline to finish our March Madness brackets again."

Drummer discovers his drum is really a sombrero hat box.

Buddists singing 'Harvey Krishna,Harvey Krishna'

'...and come March I plan to go mad!'

"Too bad you don't put as much work on our financial planning as you do on college basketball brackets."

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until March Madness is over before turning off my electricity?'

"I came to a sports doctor because I fell off the sofa cheering for a 'March Madness' basketball team."

'It'll never work, Richard. We're too different. For example, I only like a parade...'