March Madness Maverick Prints

Doug adds a whole new dimension to the March Madness office pool.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'Good news, it's not mad cow...it's March madness.'

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

It's unlikely the "Deadly Sins" team from Hades University will go far in the basketball tourney. Wrath is suspended for arguing with the refs and sloth always skips practice. Pride puts too much pressure on himself and greed won't risk an injury that would blow his chances for a pro contract. Lust is distracted by the cheerleaders and Envy wants the shots all the other players are getting. Gluttony is the only player thriving in the tournament spotlight. Yeah, he just eats up all the atten

Boy who has been to the dentist

It's the start of March Madness basketball and this game is tied with seconds to go! I wonder who the hero will be? The nucleus is playing center, but he's been stopped by the defense of the bad cholesterol, who's clogging up the middle! The flu vaccine is the leading scorer. He never passes up a shot! Now the double-x chromosomes are asking the coach to put him in. Of course, the biological clock is running out!

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

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March madness

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."

You'll never get anywhere as a sculptor, Ernie, until you learn to let the chips fall where they may.

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NBA Vampire

See, what did I tell you? Next year, bring me your office pool bracket earlier.

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

"Sorry, Kevin, but 'March Madness' is not an official school holiday."

Woman with CS Gas while man watches football - "This is for if there's any crowd trouble."

'Too much 'March Madness.''

"Don't even bother – we missed the deadline to finish our March Madness brackets again."

'...and come March I plan to go mad!'

'He's not a doctor or an athletic trainer. He's not even a coach!'

"Instead of hibernating, he entertained himself this winter in his man cave."

Wonderland Basketball. Wow! Lots of surprises going to the final four next week! How did the team with Goldilocks make it? Everything had to go just right! Rip van Winkle is a surprise, too. He hasn't been there in twenty years! And nobody can figure out how Hansel and Gretel found their way there. But I think the team with the wicked stepmother and her stepdaughter is the biggest shock! Yeah, it's a classic Cinderella story!