March Madness Devotee Gifts

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

Bring flag factories back to America.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"There's nothing like a dame!"

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

March madness

"Sousa's back!"

"Good morning, beheaded—uh, I mean beloved."

"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."

Discrimination in marriage

'Patients! They whine about MRSA, then they moan about our ward disinfecting regime. There really is no pleasing them.'

"Sorry, Kevin, but 'March Madness' is not an official school holiday."

"Don't even bother – we missed the deadline to finish our March Madness brackets again."

So you think you can march.

'...and come March I plan to go mad!'

"Instead of hibernating, he entertained himself this winter in his man cave."