March Madness Devotee Mugs

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Bring flag factories back to America.

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'Good news, it's not mad cow...it's March madness.'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"There's nothing like a dame!"

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

It's unlikely the "Deadly Sins" team from Hades University will go far in the basketball tourney. Wrath is suspended for arguing with the refs and sloth always skips practice. Pride puts too much pressure on himself and greed won't risk an injury that would blow his chances for a pro contract. Lust is distracted by the cheerleaders and Envy wants the shots all the other players are getting. Gluttony is the only player thriving in the tournament spotlight. Yeah, he just eats up all the atten

It's the start of March Madness basketball and this game is tied with seconds to go! I wonder who the hero will be? The nucleus is playing center, but he's been stopped by the defense of the bad cholesterol, who's clogging up the middle! The flu vaccine is the leading scorer. He never passes up a shot! Now the double-x chromosomes are asking the coach to put him in. Of course, the biological clock is running out!

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

March madness

"Sousa's back!"

"Good morning, beheaded—uh, I mean beloved."

"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."

Discrimination in marriage

NBA Vampire

See, what did I tell you? Next year, bring me your office pool bracket earlier.

'Patients! They whine about MRSA, then they moan about our ward disinfecting regime. There really is no pleasing them.'

"Sorry, Kevin, but 'March Madness' is not an official school holiday."

"Don't even bother – we missed the deadline to finish our March Madness brackets again."

'Too much 'March Madness.''

"Instead of hibernating, he entertained himself this winter in his man cave."

'...and come March I plan to go mad!'

Doug adds a whole new dimension to the March Madness office pool.